Escape from Heaven: BAD LIEUTENANT: Port of Call New Orleans

Werner Herzog's BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS represents not just a triumph of a great European director over the cop film formula, but a triumph of drugs and the human spirit over the forces who've been playing them against each other for the last 70 years. With PORT OF CALL, Herzog raises the victory sign and lets the freaks know they can lay down their crack pipes and go home. In the face of maniacal Nicholas Cage, no locked-in-concrete reality stands a chance, particularly in post-Katrina New Orleans. When all the world is underwater, fishmen shall reign.

Herzog's great victory here is over his own Germanic fear of unheimliche abject dirt and devouring nature, a burden welded to an old soul explorer's soul that hitherto has led him all over the world. Herzog seems to have been born without a nesting instinct, or thick skin, and the combination signals the same amount of pain Cage's bad lieutenant endures from his injury and withdrawal symptoms, the same manic highs of crack are nice mirrors to the highs of art. It's a perfect synthesis of fearless maniac actor, the right material, and a maverick auteur who has done more than most to erase the line between fiction and documentary.

Weird scenes and cuts and odd throwaway framing and lighting choices make everything seem tossed together, ala Abel Ferrara, and it works because in the case of both Ferrara and Herzog we have fearless men making movies about fearlessness, the holy grail of masculinity.

The gator's eye view along the highway mirrors our own as viewers, sunk deeply into our cinematic darkness. You imagine that gators feel not much pain, but plenty of joy, like a kid allowed to crawl in the mud all day in the rain, biting anything he wants, the murky, wet freedom. For Cage, the world of New Orleans is a seething swamp of cages and cocoons. His badge giving him power over every situation, a James Bond license to steal, Cage is amazing, his balls out of the park holy fool from LEAVING LAS VEGAS given a gun instead of a bottle to protect him. We're never really meant to feel sorry for those he oppresses, such as his call girl-friend's johns, or the couple he accosts, making the boyfriend watch as he shotguns crack and gets a hand-job with some nubile wasted club girl. All that would be played up with lurid, evil music and leering close-ups in less capable hands. But like Abel Ferrara, Herzog's way beyond such petty morality. He's too cool, he's seen too much, for these relatively benign antics to worry him. The way our hero earns promotions via fucked up decisions that come out right, such as planting evidence or blackmailing football players into throwing games, shows that while America still wrestles with its emotional dependence on big brother, Herzog (and Cage) have beat the rap and found contentment in the dog-eat-dog world of corrupt nature, which Herzog previously --in his documentaries at least--recoiled from. Cage for his part deserves all the credit he's been showered with - though I haven't seen GHOST RIDER, BANGKOK DANGEROUS or AMERICAN TREASURE 2, I'm fairly certain this is his best works since 1998's VAMPIRE'S KISS.

If you're familiar with Cage's oeuvre you will undoubtedly realize this role is something of a mid-career capstone. To wind up back at the beginning, he even finds his way home to the nasal whine he adopted in his uncle's time travel story, PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED (1986). Lots of us back then who were in awe from him over BIRDY (1984), RAISING ARIZONA (1987) and MOONSTRUCK (1987) thought to ourselves, "Where the hell did he get this ridiculous nasal vocal style?" Now we know, from all the crack he be smokin' in the future!

Lastly is the brilliant way they bring in sobriety as an option. Going off to AA and leaving your druggie mate behind to drink alone is hazardous to any relationship, an instant point of cataclysm usually seen from the sober person view (28 DAYS, CLEAN AND SOBER), but Herzog, and you love him for it, would never dream of following the sober person and leaving the crazy druggie behind. When everyone else is slinking away as the abusive crackhead rants and raves and loses his shit, Herzog walks boldly in with his camera and makes friends. Herzog would be a great "guide" on an acid trip. You can see him getting all up in a cop's face over his charge's right to eat the flowers in Central Park or to bite the heads off slow-footed squirrels. And that's how it should be, maybe, in a perfect world.

The only possible bid for moral high ground is the root of Cage's addiction (he hurt his back diving into a flooded prison to save a convict) but Herzog dispenses with showing us the actual accident or Cage's early days of dependence, i.e. his first week of, perhaps, trying to stick to his prescription regimen and be a good lieutenant. Did he do drugs ever before he got his back problem? Or is Herzog agreeing with the conservative notion that a prescription for Vicodin leads to heroin and crack like rain leads to mud? It don't matter, because we want Cage to be messed up, and that aside, there's a refreshing lack of cliche here, no Hoodoo doctor (such as in Disney's new diaspora-fantasia, PRINCESS AND THE FROG), no fortune teller woman who gets killed by her own cat moments after revealing some arcane clue to Mickey Rourke. fact, the one wizened old salt grandma in PORT OF CALL gets a magnum pointed at her head for being "part of the problem!" (above, note Cage's resemblance to a German Expressionist). With no moral high ground to worry about, in other words, the story is left to fend for itself. We can hope Cage is holding moral high cards up his sleeve, ala Sam Spade in THE MALTESE FALCON, but goddamned are we glad to see him dancing on the edge. He makes me think how cool it would be to see more such detectives, Johnny Boy from MEAN STREETS as a homicide cop. They could page Dr. Benway, they could do anything they want.

Lastly, Jesus Christ will they throw away that market research report that said ticket buyers respond strongest to recognizable faces on movie posters? Look at this at the above left and you see a poster so inescapably similar to 80% of the movie posters out there. One face in front, second face to the right, possibly a third even smaller one to the left, shrouded in ominous S&M darkness, with a crime scene in HO scale at the bottom, like something you'd see at Blockbuster and not rent. Now go look at the gloriously pulpy poster up top, and weep! Weep for the chickenshit nature of our current cinematic marketers.

Here's my idea, take any script and roll a set of dice for each character to determine who should be male or female. So in any film any character's gender could switch. Why not let Fairuza Balk play the Bad Lieutenant next time? She could even have played Cage's part and even kept Eva Mendez as her girlfriend! Que caliente! The only film in which I've seen Balk really rip the roof off with a fully formed lead role was in 1996's under-appreciated THE CRAFT! Shit, son, that was almost 15 years ago! She's still hot enough to melt rocks without no oven. Give this girl a seat at the table and chop her off some major cred! Que Guapa ella!!

Acid Greats #1: DAZED & CONFUSED (1993)

"You know what that song's about, man? Aliens."

Yeah so what they don't do acid in it, a joyous awareness of living suffuses it and like any good trip it starts in the late morning and ends at dawn, leaving our heroes driving into the sunrise cranking "Slow Ride / Take it Easy." A thing unto itself, there's no comparing DAZED & CONFUSED to other nostalgic "day in the life" teen nostalgiathon. It belongs in its own section, as far away from THE BREAKFAST CLUB as Homer's Odyssey is from Fritz Lang's never completed Prokosh production in CONTEMPT.

The movie is really about pot and its rightful place in the culture of these United States. It's the thing that breaks down the rabid dog fascism that passes for high school football and class separations between jocks, stoners and geeks. Anyone who gets high is suddenly cool. And no other movie quite understands the importance of hazing and other brutal initiations as far as creating rites of passage in a mythic sense, the transition of boys to men, girls to women, and the way the entire senior works as one giant good cop/bad cop, the bullies creating a trauma which the nicer seniors then step into heal, and to extend the olive branch invite into the cool kid clique. There's a sense of interconnected belonging here that you don't find much outside of Howard Hawks. Interactions and hellos in the film are as fascinating as the fly on the wall stuff of KIDS and the slightly edgy, dangerous one of THIRTEEN. If Howard Hawks was a pothead in the 1970s, this is the film he'd have made... or at any rate approved of.

So casual it's almost unnoticed is the ingenious way that Linklater moves gradually from a larger school cast of characters to just a couple kids, the ones who got transformed, who made the change, the taunted baseball pitcher, the antsy Adam Goldberg who gets his first bruises, admiring them on the way home in the rearview mirror and the stoner quarterback who decides to not sign his sobriety pledge even though it means letting his buddies down, and missing all the senior year football glory. The coaches who enforce this pledge are brutish caricatures (ala Cloris Leachman's hubby in LAST PICTURE SHOW) but the adults are all seen as complexly benevolent, just pretending to be enemies of the teenager universe, understanding the need for these bizarre initiations, playing their parts as parents; the dad who stays home and scares away the stoners coming to the door like its reverse trick-or-treat, he lumbers out after them in his big Texan get-up like the new sheriff in town, only to let out a sly grin when they're out of sight. An irate local may shoot at the kids for smashing his mailbox, but you know hewon't call the cops on them, and so on. These adults dig that it's their job to throw up many obstacles as they can in these kids' way, but to not get mad when every last one is hurtled or ignored on the last ditch blaze out of Dodge.

While there's films that unconsciously advocate the status quo (John Hughes, etc.) and films that outright challenge it (Jody Hill, Werner Herzog) there's also DAZED & CONFUSED, which does both and neither, actually offering an alternative, the unique hybrid wherein high school stoner cliques become like indigenous tribes of old, with the violent initiation rites of piercing, burying alive, scarring, masked dances, etc. being exchanged for wooden paddles and threats over loudspeakers, chases and inflictions of pain, all followed by welcoming and sympathy ("Heard you got it, pretty bad," a hot girl consoles. "In my day it was much worse," says an older mentor type). The fact of the pain/trauma initiates response in the community, triggering either sadism or sympathy and connection, it opens the chinks in the armor to let in real change and bonding. Men tried to recapture this in the 1980s by going out in the woods to bang on drums and whatnot. But it's the neo-pagans with their tattooings, fight clubs and Suicide Girl acts of defiance that are closest: the pain of a tattoo or a fight (or acid trip) has permanence, creates an event from which in neurological terms, creates all sorts of new pathways and possibilities for change, like the final girl's conversion from cowering victim to armed opponent, a rupture. People get tattoos at certain times to mark things. The paddling and grilling of football creates this same mark, so does overcoming the anxiety associated with your "first time" getting high, or making out, or riding with the big kids and pretending you know how to inhale.

The best thoughts I've read about DAZED AND CONFUSED described the film this way: for all of the film's accuracy in depicting 70s suburbia and its associated ennui, this is not a film of how it was, but how it is remembered. Like a disconnected daydream. Linklater admits that DAZED was his opportunity to "make things right" by giving characters the cool muscle cars he never had, the follow-through on getting back at class bullies, etc. As we age, we tend to idealize those high school years.

-- Redeyespey (Lamplight Drivel)Making things right, man. Damn right. The only film that matches it is OVER THE EDGE. If you've ever been "cool" or been giddily excited to be sitting in the back seat of some badass car getting high for the first time, in quiet awe of the godlike stoners in the front seat, blasting hard rock and the feeling something dangerous could happen at any moment, and yet oddly safe and secure, that's the vibe Linklater captures in DAZED, and that's damned hard to do. While OVER THE EDGE found our kid's dogged by the aptly named Sgt. Doberman, these kids don't fear cops so much as boredom, the future, emptiness. What they don't realize is that they've created a perfect social network right there, a community in the strict sense of indigenous populations, of cultures millennia older than our own, who understood it was family and friends that made on whole, not expensive cars and financial prosperity. Looking back through time at this era, Linklater "makes things right"

I had trouble picking a number one for this list. If it was pure hallucinatory weirdness I was going to have Jodorowsky's THE HOLY MOUNTAIN. EASY RIDER for the more straight-up influential counterculture, or 2001 for the arthouse. But ultimately none of those are really about us, man. Kubrick looks at man as just another form on an endless journey of evolution discovering itself; EASY RIDER is ultimately more about condemnation than solution and Jodorowsky's endless penis/vagina humor and freaks-for-the-sake-of-freakiness gets wearisome after awhile, even stoned out of your mind.

But DAZED leaves you high, full of that drunken giddy sense of possibility that comes from being newly free from parental curfews, driving around all night with friends, open to the possibility of anything happening. We come away as happy as Mitch Kramer when he plops down into bed and puts on his big headphones to rock himself to sleep. Compare that to the up-against-the-wall headphone desperation of Carl in OVER THE EDGE and you can feel the healing. While most cool teen films spend their time pointing fingers and selling soap, DAZED & CONFUSED whispers in your ear to meet you outside in five minutes, then drives you off into the world of the cool kids, to get high, to give you that feeling of, as John Sebastian put it at Woodstock "walking around this big beautiful green place, and not being afraid." When all the bullshit's cleared away through memory's uncloggable filter, that's what remains, that sense of "not being afraid" and being connected to everyone around you the way your chest is connected to your limbs, or as Sebastian later noted "You couldn't get one page of a book between me and that crowd. I felt very much at home." .

That's why we're here, and Linklater's the only one who's truly been able to capture it. DAZED & CONFUSED is the rare case of lightning actually staying in the bottle. Every time you watch it you get as high as the first, no other drug in the world can make that claim. Whatever your age, locale or inclinations, this movie makes you feel very much at home... and totally high.

When Love Freezes: THE DEVIL COMMANDS... (The Boris Karloff Blogathon 11/23-29)

In the late 1930s, early 1940s horror was at a low ebb, what with the real horrors going on overseas, blah blah. Boris Karloff made six pictures in 1939, eight (!) in 1940, and then in 1941, just THE DEVIL COMMANDS. In 1942, just THE BOOGIEMAN WILL GET YOU (my next blogathon entry), largely because of being tied to the endlessly successful ARSENIC AND OLD LACE back east. With that play's old dark house crashes into Brooklyn comedic vibe, one could surely get a sense that typical Karloffian bogeymen were fading under the glaring lamp of Nazism and industry. The sense of losing one's place in the iconic understructure comes most to the fore in the much later TARGETS. But in THE DEVIL COMMANDS Karloff taps into melancholic desperation, expressing the anguish of a million housewives and newlyweds terrified to ask for whom each new telegram is from.

The main storyline remains firmly the same in most of Karloff's films of the time: kindly scientist is turned evil when his formula for bringing life to the dead is stolen by heinous gangsters. Inevitably he winds up back from the grave to bump off his betrayers, one... by... one, or else sends his zombie slave do it. There was BLACK FRIDAY, MAN WITH NINE LIVES, BEFORE I HANG, THE MAN THEY COULD NOT HANG and THE WALKING DEAD. The mythic relation to wartime and a fascination with the machinations of capital punishment, with anxiety about "our boys" disappearing overseas translating to a state of suspended animation. Memories of the first world war still fresh in the collective consciousness, the undead feeling of being a parent or war bride receiving letters from the front, weeks after death, a voice from beyond the grave quite literally.

Directed by Edward Dmytryk, THE DEVIL COMMANDS (1941) appears at first to follow the trend of bringing back the dead (this time via radio) but manages along the way to invoke something darker and more interesting than the usual gangsters. Here they're swapped for a mysterious lady spiritualist, played with great depth and malice by Anne Revere.

As pioneering brain wave researcher Dr. Julian Blair, Karloff begins the film a cheerful family man and respected scientist, we see him say good-bye to his loving wife, Helen (Shirley Warde), and though she appears in only a few scenes before her death, one still feels the warmth between them, their sense of connection and esteem for one another is palpable and touching, making Dr. Blair's subsequent, prolonged grief after her death believable. Eventually his obsession with contacting her from beyond the grave via radio waves starts to be a real turn-off, he spooks his respected colleagues and doting daughter Anne (Amanda Duff) and is run out of town, later setting up shop in a remote country house. Still determined to use his brain wave recording technology to contact his wife "beyond the veil," Blair takes up with a manipulative spiritualist, Mrs. Walters (Revere). He abandons his daughter and even helps Mrs. Walters cover up the murder of his own maid, when she gets "too close" to their disturbing secret.

The big secret is a doozy: a gaggle of diving helmet-wearing corpses seated round the table in a combination Frankenstein laboratory and spiritualist seance, the perfect merging of science with the occult! To detail any more would be a sin, but suffice it to say that with Revere's sinister spiritualist, Karloff finds another excellent actress to work with. Where he generated great warmth with Warde, he generates conflicted remorse and determination with his wife's dark shadow, Revere.

It is to Dmytryk's credit that the film, though just over an hour long, takes some time to let characters develop; and the fears of the general scientific community towards something beyond their understanding doesn't stem from a knee-jerk hostility to new ideas as such, but rather the worry that in opening the gate between this world and the next, we risk exposure to some demonic force beyond our power to control... THE DEVIL, in short. Instead of thinking them all fools, we have to realize they might be right, and THE MIST hasn't even been written yet (and the real stargate sill six years away from being opened in the New Mexico desert).

This deviation from simple religious dogma provides an unusually clear window into the era's fears; in 1941, the U.S. was dealing with its isolationist stance with regard to the Second World War. Dr. Blair's fellow scientists don't mock him, being too respectful of his previous brain wave research, but they argue: "We don't know what evil may be lurking beyond that veil!" The dread here is less about death than about opening a telecommunications bridge to the afterlife, i.e. once we start messing in Europe's affairs, what's to stop Europe from messing in ours? Once we let the dead back in, what's to keep them out again?

It's a complex narrative for such a short running time (barely an hour) and without Karloff adding so much heart and sympathy it wouldn't be the little powerhouse it is. Revere is great, dark and oddly sexy as the unscrupulous Mrs. Walters, but her horror career never materialized (though the granddaughter of Paul Revere, she was blacklisted, along with Dmyrtryk!). Her performance here will intrigue classic horror devotees, for whom a new scary face is always welcome. In short, one goes into THE DEVIL COMMANDS for Karloff, one comes out with Karloff, and Ann Revere!

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(Portions of this entry were originally written for popmatters in 2003)

Acid's Greatest #24: TWENTIETH CENTURY (1934) and the Pure Purple Scene

"I never thought I would sink so low as to become an actor."

A zany screwball masterpiece where for once all three of those words are stunningly apt, Howard Hawks' TWENTIETH CENTURY is a must-see regardless of its flaws and PS - it's called that cause it's on the train, the 20th Century Limited, that runs from New York to Chicago; it's not one of those historical odes to a simpler more morally repressive time that make you sleepy with all the trotted-out old frilly clothes and quaint old aunt spinsters. Man I hate period pieces (pre-1920s) but this aint that: this has John Barrymore as more or less himself, born under the sign of Sagittarius ("That's the Archer!!") harassing Carole Lombard, all night long!

I mention the frilly old clothes because TWENTIETH CENTURY is one of the more self-reflexively psychedelic of all the old pre-code comedies, not because of any surreal montages (has Hawks ever used a montage?) but because of the way it explores the nature of persona, of mask-wearing, of "Who am I this Time?"-style thespian identity melt-down. Consider Barrymore's co-star, a young girl named Jane Alice Peters who changed her name to Carole Lombard, here playing a girl named Mildred Plotka who is redubbed Lilly Garland so she can play Mary Jo in Jaffe's latest southern Gothic melodrama. "You're not Lilly Garland anymore," Jaffe coaches his terrified new protege, still under the delusion her name is Milred Plotka. "You're little Mary Joe. The scene is pure purple!"

the director is Howard Hawks working with a Ben Hecht-Charles McArthur script, adapted from Charles Millholand's play, Napoleon of Broadway, of which I profess to know little. I do know something of Hecht, who wrote SCARFACE (1933), a seasoned reporter with a rare ability to stare death and dysfunction straight in the face and laugh, wryly. Hecht helps shape Millholland's farce into something at once tragic, hilarious and inspiring in a harpoon hurling at Moby Dick sort of way, full of morbid but hilarious threats and insults, like "If he were dead and in his grave, I'd throw a rope around his neck and drag him on a Cook's tour!" and "If you were dead at my feet I wouldn't deign to wipe my muddy boots on you!"

Death is all around in TWENTIETH CENTURY, as Oscar Jaffe threatens suicide (with sublime melodramatic flair) every time he starts to lose control of his actress or budget. Like some crazy shaman, he treads the lip between life and death in split second ham doses, in just one example he's contorted like his old silent version of Mr. Hyde towards his betraying manager, only to hold them gently at his sides when said manager tells him a hick backer wants to finance his play "from a religious angle." Barrymore's whole countenance drops effortlessly into one of restrained benevolent sincerity, on less than a dime; it's ham-shamanistic alchemy, something about finally working with great, dark self-reflexive material brings out a full-on dose of amazingness...kind of like what Robin Williams pulls off sporadically as the voice of the genie in ALADDIN, or Richard Pryor when all his characters melt into each other, or the TERMINATOR 2000 model dying in a molten pool of steel. A tale, ultimately, of a doomed impresario hurtling ever forward into the void, we wouldn't see a better locomotive-character/fearlessly self-depth-plumbing actor combo until Jon Voight's crazed escaped convict in RUNAWAY TRAIN.

It may be hard to believe for modern audiences, but Barrymore played romantic leads in silent films (he was known as the "Great Profile"), but with the coming of sound--though his was a most mellifluous voice (he was stunning onstage, and apparently did the best Hamlet ever), he was already "washed up," an alcoholic for whom coherence was a matter of some effort. This was amongst his many pre-code last gasps; he could defintely be counted on to play himself, a gentlemanly but hopeless drunk.

Interestingly his few great sound roles incorporate that dysfunction: a debauched, broke count wooing Greta Garbo in GRAND HOTEL (1932), Kate Hepburn's mentally ill father in A BILL OF DIVORCEMENT (1932), SVENGALI (1931) spitting out accented English, brokenhearted that Trilby doesn't love him; and a suicidal alcoholic movie star dealing with his much younger paramour in DINNER AT EIGHT (1933). In all these he's alternately brilliant and unfocused, but also very cordial, letting his leading ladies grab the lions share of the attention. In the previous year's DINNER AT EIGHT in particular he's amazing, preparing his suicide with great formality only to emit this pained choked back cry, only for a second or too, before suppressed, as if still acting for some unseen camera and determined to be stoic to the end, but still cracking at all the seams.

As Oscar Jaffe in TWENTIETH CENTURY however, he found transcendence, persona and role merging and lifting him up into the clouds like a James Bond jetpack. Imagine an alternative ending for SUNSET BOULEVARD (1950), wherein Norma Desmond convinces DeMille to make Salome, bending reality to accommodate her grandiose self-image by, say, playing both herself, Von Stroheim, William Holden, the dead chimp and even Billy Wilder in a frenzied audition, channeling the spirits of every Broadway and Hollywood has-been and vindicating their endless struggles against death, disease, age, and--worst of all--obscurity.

Lastly, there's the coolness of the train itself. Why are train movies so cool? What is it about hurtling through time and space aboard a giant locomotive (hopefully in a first class sleeper)? Something about the soothing rhythm of the rails, a sense of freedom and peace (no one can get to you unless they're on the train all ready) and of freedom from the illusion of control and permanence. After all, it makes no sense to be walking around, sleeping and eating dinner in comfort while hurtling through the dark on complete faith that there are tracks ahead... or steep mountainous caverns, tunnels, and other dangers, whipping by at incredible speeds. No sense unless of course you're already hurdling through the cosmos on a spinning rock revolving around a star, then somehow it makes sense, somehow the two sets of motion cancel each other out to create a rare space of perfect stillness.

Then there's the light and shadow aspect: CENTURY cinematographer creates some niftily lit (lighted?) areas that allow the relatively cramped train sets to appear deeper than they are. At the end, after Jaffe's been shot and lies "dying" in the middle of his compartment, the lights are dimmed for perfect mood and suddenly we too are swept up in the drama of it all. With everyone crying over the fallen Jaffe as he reaches into the approaching darkness for one last contract to get Lily to sign, you get the feeling that everyone is moving into a place of perfect freedom. In dramatizing death, we defeat death. With opened eyes you can see right into the frame, like they've conjured a rip in the screen via this self-reflexive celebration of ham acting and the power of death to conjure emotion. The darkness of an empty theater becomes the awful void, reflected now in every depth-filled shadow. As the stickers the crazy backer spreads around the train read: Repent, for the time is at hand! You realize that as long as you keep death in full sight, it can never sneak up behind you.

It may be the healthiest choice of all to live in a state of constant morbid obsession, keeping reality forever at bay through constant play-acting, a kind of forward momentum mori. Or maybe it's just that, for me, seeing the film as I did in my youth it was my first post-modern art wake up call, the Joycean slap in the face of aesthetic arrest, wherein not only is all the world a stage and all the men and women in it merely players, but oneself as well, and every action and reaction properly blocked (with chalk) by some unseen guiding hand. Are we our own Oscar Jaffes, coming from a place far in our future, bedeviling our present time/space-anchored coils with outrageous stage directions from a place on high? Get free of your superego's incessant whining, open your mind and grab hold of Barrymore's coattails as he rides into the shadow of death at a mad gallop! You'll be changed forever.

The tragedy is, don't go looking for anything else as good in the J. Barrymore canon. Perhaps the only thing close is when Frederic March hams it up as John in THE ROYAL FAMILY OF BROADWAY, a filmed version of the play based on the Barrymore family which is, irritatingly, unavailable on DVD. True to the reckless juggernaut character of Oscar Jaffe, Barrymore continued for a few years poking fun at his own image and adding a touch of larcenous life to radio shows (mainly as a foil for tiresomely wholesome crooner Rudy Valee) and squeaky clean college football/romance films. But for just awhile there, he and Lombard broke the illusory difference between sincerity and manipulation, persona and self, character and living creature, to reveal the dark god ghost in the machine. Like outer space, if we match its constant acceleration we can live forever in free fall without a space suit. "The sorrows of life are the joys of art," so stop lingering on the edge and jump!

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Acid's Greatest Horror #1: ANTICHRIST (2009)

My original conception of a #1 one horror acid movie has hovered between THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, THE WICKER MAN and HOUR OF THE WOLF. How awesome then, that Lars Von Trier's ANTICHRIST should come along and perfectly encompass all three, and work almost a a remake of POSSESSION (Acid Horror great # 4) besides?

Anyone who ever wondered what ZABRISKIE POINT would be like if done by David Lynch,in the forest, if Lynch was a bigger fan of David Cronenberg and D.W. Griffith, would be wise to... but wait, I'm mixing too many references and comparisons. Sum: ANTICHRIST is great, don't let the frightened critics spook you just because there's some genital mutilation and shocking sexuality; you can handle it. If you're like me and a lifelong victim of anxiety and depression, then you'll really handle it, in fact you'll dig into it so deep you may just decide to lie in it like a deep root coffin, hoping, knowing Charlotte Gainsbourg is coming to fill the hole above you with comforting black dirt, while you wait for the comforting kiss of the conqueror worm!

Though a toddler figures into it, and some talking forest animals (!) this is a two person piece, which is fine when the people are Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg and the man behind the scenes is public depressive Lars Von Trier (and even the illiterate can relax since it's in English!) The story is simplicity itself: a pair of screwed up marrieds return to a cabin in the woods after their child dies, there to "face her fears." She goes insane from grief and his constant self-righteous attempts to "cure" her crippling anxiety (he's a therapist). Along the way ye olde link between psychiatry and witch burning is exhumed, but mainly the landscape warps and weaves just like its wont to do when one is... warped... oneself. If you've ever been dosed and lost in the woods and wound up having a six hour conversation with a tree root about your impending death, only to find out you've been sitting in the petrified remains of a half-eaten fox and--oh wait, it's just some leaves, and anyway you've only been outside two minutes, and you're just a yard from the house!--then you'll know why this movie rocks so bad!

It's always amazing to read just how dumb so many people are that they think Trier is a misogynist. He's not, he makes films that address misogyny as a warping factor in archetypal cinema-psychology and there's a difference! There must be! If you want a list of misogynists in cinema, just look at: Michael Bay, Cameron Crowe, Woody Allen, or the geniuses behind PORKY'S, LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN and/or any stupid rom-com to come along in the early 1980s or now.

Can I venture to say that the label "misogyny" is in this context only a detriment if its clearly unconscious on the part of the director and the film is marred by a subtextual contempt/hostility for the feminine. Von Trier's film may be partially about the "misogynistic response" and how it is not a solely male one, but it has awareness that revulsion does not have to equal contempt; fear needn't be a judgment. Yet the same critics who hate ANTICHRIST undoubtedly are rejecting something, the right of femininity to show its true self, the raw ambiguity of desire and creation/destruction. For many supposedly enlightened critics, to see this thing is to automatically have to throw a rock at it, like a snake in the woods.


Compare ANTICHRIST now to a Michael Bay movie such as TRANSFORMERS, wherein the fear of the feminine means every chick in the film (the few) have to be stunningly gorgeous in a wet t-shirt, walking in slow mo to an Aerosmith song... cause she's a ("chortle!") slut... heh heh. That is objectification at its worst, and men in the audience are encouraged to leer on the side of the cars and boys. This snarkiness stems from a refusal to understand the "other" that it hinges on sociopathic, everything that reminds me of what I'm running away from is something I can judge. Since there's not enough access to full understanding of female oppression vs. the barrage of sensationalistic media that assaults the average American every day, it's not surprising they see so shallowly into the murky waters of the female psyche. THE HANDMAID'S TALE shows misogyny as a widespread institution yet what feminist would dare accuse Margaret Atwood? and the genital mutilation shown in ANTICHRIST is forced upon countless Muslim girls as they reach puberty, so who is more a misogynist, Lars or the all the people who just ignore/deny the barbaric practices of our fundamentalist Muslim brethren?

May I venture to take a page from the book of Camille Paglia and suggest that if someone is afraid to even look head on into the wild devouring Dionysian oceanic dissolution represented by pure unleashed feminine sexual drive, then it is they--such as Dafoe's behavioral therapist husband--they are the misogynists, not Von Trier, and not Sam Peckinpah or Roman Polanski or Hitchcock or D.W. Griffith, directors who at least have the cajones to take a peak and record what they see. They dare to wade at least up to the knees in the swamp of the cthonic, yet they are judged misogynists, not the countless directors who rather than wade at all, just scoop out a handful of muck and then parade it around on a stick back in safe old dry land, or they just hide it in tight spandex and shoot it out of a wet t-shirt canon, then wait to film it after the threat has been "subdued", i.e. objectified, crashed and mangled. Is there a difference between silicone and sawdust when it comes to Norman's mommy's smothering breasts? Ding dong the witch is dead and she got a nose job! But when the witch melts back into water it's no more a death than the Medusa losing a snake of hair. Norman knows this all too well; he must kill and display his trophies over and over again; the hair keeps growing long after death. Death not ends it, only castration... Ancient, old Teiresius with his bitch-tits, wandering off into the Led Zeppelin wasteland night.

In short, it's only when you need to prove you're not afraid, via sexual violence, winky objectification or smug condescension, that misogyny does its true damage (cinematically speaking). That is, unless you're the type of person who mistakes ignorance for innocence and conscience for guilt, like that most insidious of all cinematic misogynists, Steven Spielberg!

But enough of my tirade, let's wander back to the woods, where there's Charlotte Gainsbourg--raw and feral--as a castrating lunatic, digging deep into warrens to hunt her smug covertly gynocidal therapist husband. Gainsbourg showed she was fearless just by being sired by reprobate Serge (they sang "Lemon Incest" together on her teen pop debut) and here she is, acting it up in a string of solid Gallic hits and now this performance, which is the gutsiest, rawest thing I've seen since Isablle Adjani in POSSESSION or Isabelle Huppert in THE PIANO TEACHER, and if the Oscars had any chutzpah she'd win next March, but there you go, more proof who really is the misogynist here - c'est Oscar!!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, just see it! Or warm up with DOGVILLE and ZENTROPA, for this film seems truly like a combo of those two, and the canine presence just adds to the trippy fun. If you get confused, don't compare ANTICHRIST with anything else you've seen this decade. Compare it to 1960s and late 1950s Freudian Gothic like SUDDENLY LAST SUMMER, REFLECTIONS IN A GOLDEN EYE and WHOSE AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF... lastly, of course, you should compare it to IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES and every other good movie about castration! Hubba Hubba! Aint nothing wrong with genital mutilation if it's done with clear-eyed awareness of the symbolic associations thereto. Lastly, dig up some moldy wet dirt-encrusted comparisons to the Japanese horror film, MATANGO!

In the end, just keep repeating "No sexual organs or appendages were harmed during the making of this movie." It's all a dream, all just stuff that transpires in that murky woods that exists between the unconscious symbolic and the ambiguity of the real. If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, otherwise the loving people there will rip you to shreds and eat you alive, until all that's left is just a mouth, still screaming down the wind... for puss-ay.

(see my list of ANTICHRIST'S Cine-chthonic relations on BLAD)

Greatest Acid Movies #18: THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH (1964)

When it comes to seasonal horror movies, there are two kinds of creepy - the Jason Voorhees/zombie creepy and the Boris Karloff-Vincent Price creepy. The latter is what I prefer, for it comes with a sly wink that lets you know when the bodies are counted yours won't be one of them. Price and Karloff make the viewer an insider, a friend in the RICHARD III tradition of horror. The horror of Karloff and Price in other words, is inclusive. Part of this comes with possessing the theatrical "voice" of villainy; Jason would lose a lot of his menace if he spoke; imagine him making dumb bon mots through his hockey mask and half the horror is lost. But now imagine Price not speaking - he might be more menacing, but a lot less fun. The silent treatment is scary, but it's a depressing kind of scary. With his mellifluously fiendish laugh Price really just pretends to be scary; he lets you in on the joke and in doing so causes the fear in our hearts to find focus and relief. Price removes and eliminates "real" scariness (The Jason Voorhees brand) by bringing actorly hamming into the mix. The zombies just eat you; unlike le gourmand Price, they don't give a shit how you taste. Nothing slows them down as they stagger towards you. If you want to get Price off your scent, just toss him a piece of scenery; he'll gladly chew it in your stead.

Living near the Lee Strasberg School of Acting, I'm always walking by the pretentious school banner with its slogan: "We entered the theater on the wings of a dream." Price, by contrast, enters your dreams on the wings of the theater. He dispels nightmares by the force of mellifluent theatrical ham diction, an inherent giddiness in his velvet voice that makes him seem always about to announce it's somebody's special birthday.

In MASQUE especially, Price is the picture of an amazing party host. As the debauched Prince Prospero he's having a ball, albeit one with a guest list of gluttons, toadies and slavering ennui-ridden perverts. Being the only one with anything close to a genuine wit in the whole place, Prospero relies on his higher purpose--the serving of his dark master Satan--to keep him from getting depressed. The man might indulge himself occasionally, but it's always for a point, a spiritual debasing as suits his dark lord's whims-- macabre jests that indicate a bored Sadean beyond the concerns of life and death (until it happens to him, natch) as opposed to merely gratifying grisly whims and petty lusts (ala CALIGULA), which are embodied in the far more crass lord played by Patrick McGee (A CLOCKWORK ORANGE).

Of course, there's a hardened production code burden this Prospero must bear. For all his freedom, he can't show us any nudity or open wounds. All McGee has to do is suggest there's "other things" to be done in the name of evil besides silky talk and walks through colored rooms and he's basically marked for death.

In short this is the movie that THE PARTY and THE WILD PARTY and THE WILD ANGELS (Corman, 1966) try to be. MASQUE's Prospero and ANGEL's Heavenly Blues (Peter Fonda)actually have a lot in common: each is a charismatic natural leader (a stand-in for Corman himself?) forced to endure the uncouthness of his worshipful minions, bound to lead trogs who mistake Satanic freedom for gluttonous earthly lusts. Compare the hilariously disturbing scene wherein Prospero orders his guests to roll around on the floor (like the filthy animals they are) to the climax of ANGELS, where the gang trashes a church in a drunken orgy of destruction. Heavenly's admonition to the priest, "We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time." is not dissimilar to Prospero's decrees, such as: "If a God of love and light ever did exist, He is long since dead. Someone, some...thing rules in His place." We like Prospero the same way we like Heavenly Blues; we relish their power and feel their loneliness. They're caught between the dull conformity of good and the banal destructiveness of evil, and--like the viewer--aching for amusement and too jaded to feel it.

What does it mean? It means Prospero prefigures Timothy Leary, the acid generation, and that MASQUE is one of the most legit psychedelic horror movies until THE TRIP! Do you doubt it? Can you not look at Corman's MASQUE and not think of some far away rave or acid test of your dreams?

Consider the Satanic initiation of Hazel Court in the film: desperate to regain Prospero's favor after the arrival of lovely Jane Asher, Court undergoes a solo ceremony where she is "stabbed" by a series of shamanic figures from throughout the ages: there's an Egyptian, Japanese, Russian, all waving their scythes and knives over her prostrate immobile heaving buxom figure and distorted through sheet metal reflection and green tinting. With it's thumping Les Baxter score (which John Williams ripped off for JAWS), this scene should be familiar to anyone whose ever dropped hardcore psychedelics (or had a really bad fever) and had to undergo similar life/death blurring at the hands of "the threshold dwellers."

Similarly, anyone whose ever tried to have a cultivated evening of psychedelically enhanced dancing, talking and group sex only to have the vibe ruined by the late-inning arrival of some uninvited friends of friends (be they pinks, townies, burnouts, jonesers, muggles or wallies) will cheer when Patrick McGee's (left) beady-eyed little ballerina molester receives grisly retribution at the hands of Hop Toad (Skip Martin). And who can fail to notice how Charles Beaumont's witty screenplay casts the humble Christians of the village as dull whiners while Prospero remains ever-complex and witty? Like Richard III, Prospero may be "evil" but he's the one taking the trouble to invite you along and to keep the film you're watching full of interesting bits of business. That is, until death comes for him and he has to face the ultimate threshold dwellers all by himself, in a red paint Northern California modern expressionist dance!

If you still doubt the lysergic glory of this movie, remember three things: 1) It's got one of the best scores ever from Les Baxter (Did I mention I hate John Williams?) 2. It's genuine Poe - which means you can smell the absinthe from across the sea of time, 3) Nicholas Roeg does the cinematography (lots of great camera movement) and 4) Jane Asher used to date Paul McCartney.

Asher is pretty good as the girl who feels her morality gradually crumble in the thrall of Prospero's velvet seduction strategies. In real life, she broke off their engagement when she realized Prospero, I mean Paul, was way too much of a libertine. She wanted something more old-fashioned and monogamous. Somehow it's very apropo to the film, don't you think?